It's TGI/GFY Friday!!!

I aim to start a new feature on this blog: Thank Goodness It's/Go F*** Yourself Friday.

TG Al Gore is a household name who cares enough about global warming to tell us all about it.

Hey, James Dobson! GFY!

TG the news cycle moves faster now than it did in 1966. Maybe we'll get out of Iraq sooner than we did Vietnam, and with fewer casualties.

Hey, Paul Wolfowitz! GFY! And F Richard Perle while you're at it.

TG Katherine Harris is such an out-of-touch tool. Bill Nelson gets to keep his seat in January :-) Hey KH! GFY:-p

TG for new Ice Cube & Tool.

Cingular: if you shared my phone records with the NSA or the CIA, GFY. With a broom handle wrapped in sandpaper.

Don Rumsfeld, for being such an incompetent, never-wore-the-uniform TARD, GFY. And ask the Big Dick if he can help. All those retired generals who're sharpshooting you are doing it for a reason, asshole.

Hallelujah for Weezer. Put me in a FANTASTIC mood on the way to work this morning. The iced quad venti toffee nut latte helped too;-)

TG for Starbucks.

That's all for now.